Q: Would Quiet from Metal Gear be a poor hypothetical choice for lecturer at Haub?
A: yes
Explanation: Quiet is an assassin from the Metal Gear video game series that does not speak. Haub is a school at Pace University that has annual lectures. Haub is a law school that has annual lectures on topics in the law field.

Q: Would you buy bananas for tostones?
A: no
Explanation: Tostones are a Latin American twice fried dish made of plantains. Plantains resemble bananas, but are not bananas.

Q: Did Christopher Columbus break the fifth commandment in Christianity?
A:
yes
Explanation: The fifth commandment states that Thou Shalt Not Kill. Christopher Columbus ordered a brutal crackdown in which many natives were killed, and then paraded their dismembered bodies through the streets.